yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: You lose your balance and fall backwards. And as you land, you hear something in your bag break.

Warlock, remembering he has four(4) jars of live bees in his bag: Oh no.

(via mustielsen)

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: You lose your balance and fall backwards. And as you land, you hear something in your bag break.

Warlock, remembering he has four(4) jars of live bees in his bag: Oh no.

(via mustielsen)

mmephala:

My hole, my fish! This is my fish in the hole! What are you doing? The audacity!..
[fox runs off, then returns]
The audacity!! Why are you like this! You can’t be this fuckin shameless! Dude!!
[fox jumps slightly, but doesn’t run off]
Have some decency! Where are you– Who asked– Damn. 
[fox tries to steal the fish again]
The audacity!!! How dare you? Don’t eat. Don’t eat! Don’t eat!! Off! This is my capelin! My fish, I’m telling you! My fish, my hole!
[fox starts digging, the man watches quietly, then laughs]
You’re quite a character. Aight, take, take it.
[fox finally takes the fish]
Good boy. This is for your digging trick. Good job.

(Source: youtu.be, via 203y)


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